"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids
a) goodnight everyone, have sweet dreams or else I will find u and headbutt u in the body
b) good morning gang, have a beautiful day or else I will slam dunk u into the dirt
c) good afternoon friends. I’m going to punch you
Read whichever applies to your timezone
purple skeleton going the extra mile.
somETIME I JUST WANT TO BE LIKE MY STEP-BROTEHR AND JUMP OFF A 20FT LEDGE BECAUSE IM AN ASSHOLE
THE SHOVEL KNIGHT IS GONNA DIG YOU A NEW ASSHOLE
If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news
So Paula Deen has a new cooking network. Not one show but a whole network. Tell me again about the poor racists having their lives ruined.
how to get a date with me:
cosplay as Eren Jaeger and give me the key