I am a normal female and people say I do things.
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evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids


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estebanwaseaten:

estebanwaseaten:

fartgallery:

a) goodnight everyone, have sweet dreams or else I will find u and headbutt u in the body

b) good morning gang, have a beautiful day or else I will slam dunk u into the dirt

c) good afternoon friends. I’m going to punch you

Read whichever applies to your timezone

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thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

somETIME I JUST WANT TO BE LIKE MY STEP-BROTEHR AND JUMP OFF A 20FT LEDGE BECAUSE IM AN ASSHOLE 

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isopodde:

THE SHOVEL KNIGHT IS GONNA DIG YOU A NEW ASSHOLE

isopodde:

THE SHOVEL KNIGHT IS GONNA DIG YOU A NEW ASSHOLE

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kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

So Paula Deen has a new cooking network. Not one show but a whole network. Tell me again about the poor racists having their lives ruined.

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ohnoraptors:

黒てゐ

ohnoraptors:

黒てゐ

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yakumocchi:

Anime nosebleed

30 minutes ago  1:26    1455 NOTES    via   source    reblog

anabotti:

Iconic

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  • baby: s- s- s
  • parents: oh, the baby's first words!!
  • baby: s- sss- si-
  • parents: sis?? sister??
  • baby: s- si- si-
  • baby: SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JÄGER
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basement-relatable:

how to get a date with me:

cosplay as Eren Jaeger and give me the key 

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